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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    Get Moving

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    Paper Walls

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    Pillar Interruption

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    The Big Sale

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    Senior Ailments

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    How Did You Get Me?

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    Burglar and Vicar

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    New Diet

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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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    The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
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    Lit Match

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    Window Savings

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…

logsA man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good."

The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done.

The owner was shocked and asked, "How did you chop that tree down so fast?"

The man said, "I got a lot of practice in the Sahara."

The owner replied, "You mean the Sahara desert?"

"Yes" he said, "or at least that's what they call it now."

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