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Macho Dude

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of the hired hands.  Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation:

"Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch' but 'herd'."

"Heard what?"

"Herd of buffalos."

"Sure, I've heard of buffalos.  There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

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