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    Boat Compromise

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    New Employee Orientation

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    English Time

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    Need a Pen?

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    No Chat Excuse

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    Country Puddle

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    The Chief's Wife

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    Texas Vacation

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    Come and Get Me

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Two cows are conversing in a field.

The first one says to the other, "Have you heard about this 'mad cow disease' that is going around?"

The second cow responds, "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it; I'm an airplane!"

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