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My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. 

One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn't live here."

The next day he came home to find the magnet holding up a slip of paper. 

The note read, "Neither does Bob Vila."

 

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