logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Magnet Comeback

My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. 

One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn't live here."

The next day he came home to find the magnet holding up a slip of paper. 

The note read, "Neither does Bob Vila."

 

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
  • Default Image

    Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on…
  • Default Image

    Dangling Participles

    Dangling Participle Alert!~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
  • Default Image

    New Apartment

    A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants…
  • bill couple

    After Me

    "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • child six

    First Day

    Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had…
  • Default Image

    Keeping Warm

    (switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to…
  • Default Image

    Spelling Help

    My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the…
  • Default Image

    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
  • Default Image

    A Short History of Medicine

    "Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."1000 BC - "That root is…
  • puzzle

    Goober Celebration

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…