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    Scavenger Hunt

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    Sunday Complaints

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    Death Statistic

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Horse Talk

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    You Get What You Paid For

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    Conch Sale

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    Labor Costs

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A friend asked me to replace the rotted post that her mailbox sat on, but to save the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nails in the bottom of the mailbox. To free the last nail, I wrapped my arms around the box in a bear hug and started yanking up.

Just then a truck came by, and the driver stuck his head out the window. "I tried that," he said, "but the bills just keep on coming."

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