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Maranatha

David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and said "If nothing else, I want you to remember this one word; maranatha. It means 'The Lord comes'. So when you leave today, you can just greet each other 'maranatha'!"

Later, a boy went out and greeted one of his Christian friends by loudly calling out "Marijuana!"

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