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    Roughing It

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    How Hot Is It?

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    Safe Keeping

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    Construction Noise

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    Rejected Invitation

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    Animal Thoughts

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    Does Your Dog Bite?

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    Come and Get Me

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    Bag of Chickens

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    Basic Training

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    Animal Superbowl

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    Ticketing Mom?

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    Graceless at Grandma's

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    Extra Languages

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The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line."

"This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."

"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I'd say he's sheepish."

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