An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered at him, "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
The witness said meekly, "My sister did!"
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