logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
  • Default Image

    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…
  • Default Image

    Mom's Phone

    Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a…
  • Default Image

    Carry A Flashlight

    A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin."Is it true…
  • Default Image

    Let Me Feel Your Pain

    It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock…
  • Default Image

    Last Minute Suggestions

    Automotive Gift Suggestions - Just in Time for Last Minute Christmas ShoppingIf you have…
  • Default Image

    Heavy Housework

    Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning…
  • Default Image

    Lion Tamer

    A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.…
  • Default Image

    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
  • Default Image

    Chicken Cannon

    TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Skills

    A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three…
  • Default Image

    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
  • Default Image

    Actual Warnings On Products

    *Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
  • Default Image

    Cast Your Bread

    My mom, a difficult independent, likes sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day…
  • Default Image

    Boss and E-Mail

    I used to work for a multimillion dollar consulting firm doing desktop support. The…

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor."

The actor said, "Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won't you at least come and see the play?"

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the actor, "You were right. I did change my mind. Go ahead and marry my daughter. You're no actor."

Powered By JFBConnect