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    Foot Pill

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    Turtle Keeper

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    Blood Flow

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    And Then They Voted

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I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her -- it would be a great chance to meet men.

She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere."

I said, "Strapped down?"
- Martha Raye


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