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    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
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    Goober Travel Times

    A Goober gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and…
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    Clean Cup

    Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they…
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    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
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    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…
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    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
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    Seniors' Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
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    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
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    You Look Tired

    A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."…
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    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
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    Wig Eye Witness

    While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman…
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    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…
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    Not as Bad as They Say

    Thanks to my good, Texan friend Walter Smith for this one.Chuck was sitting in an…
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    Where Are We?

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…
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    Talking in Your Sleep

    A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The…

I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her -- it would be a great chance to meet men.

She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere."

I said, "Strapped down?"
- Martha Raye

 

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