logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • picture of old lady

    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
  • Default Image

    Award Shows

    Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show…
  • classroom

    Divy It Up

    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her…
  • Default Image

    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
  • Default Image

    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Game Question

    The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded…
  • Default Image

    Narrow Escape Responses

    There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
  • catmelonhead150x127

    Cat T-Shirts

    If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If…
  • Default Image

    Parachute Training

    While attending US Army's Airborne School.....The Day before our first jump, the…
  • Default Image

    Rejection Rejection

    Have you ever had a resume rejected? Don't ever let it happen again. The next time that…
  • Default Image

    Millionaire's Driver

    Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my…
  • Default Image

    Fuel Trudge

    After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Meeting

    Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!"…
  • Default Image

    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and a less-than sign ( < ) on the chalkboard and asked, "Does anyone remember what these mean?"

A few moments passed, and then a boy confidently raised his hand. "One means fast-forward," he exclaimed, "and the other means rewind!"
Powered By JFBConnect