logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
  • pharmacist

    Food Allergy

    Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was…
  • Default Image

    Gore Flubs

    We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al…
  • Default Image

    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
  • Default Image

    Nesting Birds

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Dog Sweater

    In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
  • Default Image

    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
  • Default Image

    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
  • Default Image

    Chet's Graduation

    It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet. At the…
  • Default Image

    Doctor Quotes

    The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by…
  • Default Image

    $50 Question

    A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never…
  • Default Image

    The Congregation Replied

    Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the…
  • snake

    Car 34

    A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner…
  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
  • glasses

    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…

We Must Stop This!!

Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection........Well, REALLY NOW ......... even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking life and limb if you just happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on. But the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too. They've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!

All I can do is pass along this warning: Maturity is under attack!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon "everyone" will have to suffer these awful indignities.

Powered By JFBConnect