logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Healthy Life

    In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of…
  • Default Image

    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
  • Default Image

    Appendix Worry

    Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was…
  • Default Image

    Emergency Visit

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
  • Default Image

    Chemistry Stir

    This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to…
  • Default Image

    Kids Say the Darndest Things

    Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because…
  • Default Image

    2 Best Recipes

    Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:…
  • Default Image

    Referrals

    When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it…
  • taxi-zone-sign

    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
  • Default Image

    Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said…
  • Default Image

    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
  • Default Image

    Healthful Place

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,…
  • Default Image

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of…
  • Default Image

    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…
  • Default Image

    Inclusive Poster

    Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human…

We Must Stop This!!

Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection........Well, REALLY NOW ......... even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking life and limb if you just happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on. But the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too. They've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!

All I can do is pass along this warning: Maturity is under attack!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon "everyone" will have to suffer these awful indignities.

Powered By JFBConnect