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    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
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    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
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    Perfect

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a…
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    Football Signals

    A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So…
  • Car-pooling, wallets and suspicions are a bad mix.

    Stolen Wallet

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    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
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    Lots of Kids

    I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my…
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    Correction

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Restaurant Service

    The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a…
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    A Job Worse Than Yours

    The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring…
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    Put or Putt?

    A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she…
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    Sewing Machine Ad

    The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last…
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    Shopping Plan

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…
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    Why Ask Why

    *Why Ask Why*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and…

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.

"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful!  I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf.  What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef'…………."

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