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    Golf course, may I help you?

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    Methuselah Diet

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    Saintly Sons

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    Homework Excuses

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    Lost Over Washington State

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    Naturally Born

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    Potential Company Mergers

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    Call Me Tex

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    Lost Pigs

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    Bob's Lesson

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    Name The Twins

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

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    When I'm An Old Lady

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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."

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