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    Goober Love Poem

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    Wake Up Call

    An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service…
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    Wimpy Dad

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into…
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    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

    Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary…
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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.Operator: I'm…
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    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
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    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
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    Modern Tool Reality

    Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern…
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    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
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    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
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    You know you're growing old when..

    You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your…
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    Thoughts on Golfing

    A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can…
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    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

    1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and…
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    Family Dinner

    Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late…
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    Hearing Test

    A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."

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