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    Learned in Yale

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    Fee Surprise

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    Come and Get Me

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    Tourism Promotion

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    Homework Help

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    Four Letter Surgery

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    Environ-mental

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    Glass Honesty

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    Goober Painter

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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."

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