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    Exercise Pill

    "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
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    Good Doctors

    A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he…
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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
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    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
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    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
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    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
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    Thanksgiving Blessing

    May your stuffing be tasty, May your holiday turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy…
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    Dalmation Role

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Starting To Date

    Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you…
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    Knowing About Radios

    One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a…
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    Gym Oops

    New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
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    Time Off

    Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said…
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    Sugar Packets Announcement

    The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the…
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

    6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss…

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."

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