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    Seat Sacrifice

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    Goober Ring

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    Field Test

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    A Father's Method

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    Isn't Aging Fun?

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    Exemplary Offspring

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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

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    I Love My Job

    I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and…
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    Flight Fear

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    Vacuum Manure

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    Homework Policy

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    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
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    Ah, Newlyweds

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    Sayings About Aging

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Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?"

The patient replies, "Give me the good news."

Dr. Wilson says, "You're about to have a disease named after you."
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