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    Dangerous Cargo

    Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the…
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    Van Gogh Family Tree

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    Card Reader

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    Happy Birthday Call

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    Life and Death

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    Meet the Parents

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    Lost In Jail

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    Meeting With Teacher

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    Proposal Condition

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Come About

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    Conch Sale

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    Noisy Neighbors

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    Pants Dilemma

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teacherThe teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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