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    Traffic Laughs

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    Kid Wisdom

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    Seeing Eye Dogs

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    Senior Driver

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    Johnny Hollers

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    Favorite Animal

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    Basic Training

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    Compliments to the Chef

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I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was about the meetings.

"Sounds great," she said. "I'm almost tempted to join too."

"Well, next time I go," I replied, "I'll take you along."

"Okay," my friend responded, and then she asked, "Do they serve refreshments?"

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