logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Melanie is Watching

One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake. 

She turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said "I did that by accident."

She replied "I know that....'cause you didn't say JERK afterwards!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • doctor office

    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
  • Default Image

    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
  • Default Image

    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
  • elijah

    Karmel Recipe

    The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and…
  • Default Image

    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

    Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the…
  • Default Image

    Newspaper Ads

    **Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks…
  • Default Image

    Golden Bear Answer

    A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name…
  • Default Image

    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Reflection

    Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.Polly told the…
  • Default Image

    Pupil's Question

    A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great…
  • Default Image

    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
  • combination lock

    Combination Faith

    The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
  • Default Image

    Obituary Notice

    A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently…
  • Default Image

    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…