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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    CIA Note

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    Blood Flow

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    Wakeup Fight

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    Game Time

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    Military Computer Manners

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    Innocent Question

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    Caught in the Act

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    Driving Worries

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…

One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake. 

She turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said "I did that by accident."

She replied "I know that....'cause you didn't say JERK afterwards!"

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