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    Mother's Flu

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday…
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    Bob Hope Quotes

    Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only…
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    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
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    Signature Birthday Surprise

    A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store.…
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    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
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    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

    * "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
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    Finding The Cat's Diary

    Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
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    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
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    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
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    Talking Clock

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way…
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    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    Financing Surgery

    A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one…
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    Arm Injury

    The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his…
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    Women Drivers

    (Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I…
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    Fly Problem

    My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly…

Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?"

Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair."

Friend: "But your husband is still alive."

Woman: "I know, but his hair is gone."

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