logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Memo Differences

officeMemo from Director General to Manager:

Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

Memo from Manager to Department Head:

Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles.

The Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some background information. This is not something that can be seen every day.

Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:

The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:

Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the Director General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.

Memo from Supervisor to staff:

Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director General disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen every day.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
  • woman surprised

    Egg Contents

    One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached…
  • Default Image

    Burning Call

    A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is…
  • flu picture

    Mother's Flu

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday…
  • pill bottle

    Prescription

    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor…
  • drive thru starbucks

    Coffee Cool

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the…
  • Default Image

    Pupil's Question

    A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…
  • Trojan Virus Warning

    Trojan Virus Warning

    Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to…
  • Default Image

    Name Please

    A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.…
  • A funny diatribe about children and parenting

    Lamentation For Our Kids

    This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the…
  • Default Image

    Dryer Message

    As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I…
  • Default Image

    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
  • Default Image

    Omitted Stories

    Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…