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Memory Improvement

I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were starting to "slip". In an effort to prevent this "slippage", I went enthusiastically to a three-hour seminar on memory improvement.

After an hour I slipped out, I took the same course, given by the same professor, last year.

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