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    Shaking Hands

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    The Place for Grace

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    Future Price of Roses

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    Fight Lights

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    Looking Back

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    Dentist Bill

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    Missing Bags

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    Goober Ring

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    Life and Death

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    Toilet Brush

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    Senior Ailments

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    "Not" Working

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    Out of This World Bait

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    Cooking Terms

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A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war."

Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"

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