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    Happy Birthday Elsie

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    Vulgar Parrot

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    Marrying Young

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    Riding Dead Horses

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    Don't Have Any

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    Back Seat Johnny

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    You've Got Bottle

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    Van Gogh Family Tree

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    Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

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    Second Grade Math

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    Searching For Witnesses

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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."

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