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    Owed to Spell Checquer

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    How High Can You Go?

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty…
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    How To Interpret Employment Ads

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    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
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    Secret Of Life

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    Research Team

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    Commercial Reward

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    Cat Allergy

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    Chose Your Weapon

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    Meet Me For Lunch

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    Seconds First

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    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
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    Cheap Hearing Aid

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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."

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