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    Grandpa Cut Up

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    The Internet Pledge

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    Actual Church Signs

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    Kiss Good-bye

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    Clunker Leak

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    Last One

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    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
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    Planning Ahead

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    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
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    Someone Is Knocking

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    CD Entrance

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    Elevator Repair

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    Things Learned From Children

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    Knowing About Radios

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."

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