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    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
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    Senior Driver

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard…
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    Missing You

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the…
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    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
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    Talking Clock

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way…
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    Perfect

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Tail Light

    "How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The…
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    Beautiful Name Tag

    Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful." "Is that really…
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    Inspiring Music

    A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…
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    Home Maid Cure

    A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday,…
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    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
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    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
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    Baby Talk

    What your baby would tell you if he could talk:1. I have my blankie, you have your…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."

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