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Methuselah ate what he found on his plate

And never, as people do now

Did he note the amount of the calorie count

He ate it because it was chow.

He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat

Devouring a roast or a pie

To think it was lacking the right kind of fat

Or a couple of vitamins shy.

He cheerfully chewed each species of food

Unmindful of troubles or fears

Lest his health might be hurt

By some fancy dessert

And he lived more than 900 years!

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