logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Midterm Exam

The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of material on the midterm exam. 

Tension in the room built, people were sighing and gasping aloud as they realized how much material they had covered and were expected to recall.

The following week, the professor tossed the graded papers on her desk and announced, "Class, after I left here last week, the Lord spoke to me. 

He said, 'Thanks, professor.  I haven't heard from some of those people in years.'"
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • phone help

    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
  • Default Image

    Pole Power

    I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company…
  • picture of roast meat

    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
  • map forest

    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
  • Default Image

    Disguising Presents

    Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.…
  • Default Image

    Catching Fish

    A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
  • Default Image

    Isn't Aging Fun?

    Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're…
  • Default Image

    A Few Shelves

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Golf Hole

    A young minister and Mr. Sims, an elderly parishioner, were playing golf. The minister's…
  • Default Image

    More One-liners

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
  • Default Image

    Dangerous Dog

    Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware…
  • Default Image

    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
  • Default Image

    Little Johnny's Bike

    Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom…
  • Default Image

    Muddy General

    During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered…
  • Default Image

    Have More Fun at Church

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've…