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    Shoebox Doilies

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    Exam Assistance

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    Clumsy Ad Copy

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    Work Show and Tell

    Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of show and…
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    Crossing the Road

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    Eating Worms

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    Marriage Proposal

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    Question and Answer

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    Astute Visionaries?

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    Bear Flight

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    Sick Days

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    Bubba's Friends

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    Makeup Routine

    Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting…
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    Cafeteria Sign

    Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…

A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Major General, an Admiral, or what! I always told those guys exactly where to get off."

"Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?"

"Elevator operator in the Pentagon."

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