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    Lost Money

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    Eyes Gone

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    Dog Weather

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    Casket Comment

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    Pierced Ears

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    Free Will

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    Vat A Country!

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    Goober Compensation

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    Heavy Housework

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    Bragging Rights

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    A Touch of Home

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    Something Nice For Dad

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    Thai This For a Change

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A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Major General, an Admiral, or what! I always told those guys exactly where to get off."

"Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?"

"Elevator operator in the Pentagon."

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