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    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…
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    Turning Left

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    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
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    Summer Plans

    Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a…
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    Moving Smith

    Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some…
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    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Do You Have?

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
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    Jar Number 47

    A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and…
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    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
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    Self Defense

    During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the…
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    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
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    Skeleton in the Closet

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Free Will

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.…

A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Major General, an Admiral, or what! I always told those guys exactly where to get off."

"Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?"

"Elevator operator in the Pentagon."

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