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    Trouble At The Zoo

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    Pull Over

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    Shoe Fit

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    Employee Gift

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    Light Bulb List Members

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    Environ-mental

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    Car Privileges

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    French Dream

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    Exercise Program

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    Color Blind

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My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.

"He can be reached at 4700, Ma'am," the soldier advised.

With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"

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