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Foreign Phrases - Sort of

A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase…
Extra Languages

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two guys are waiting.…
Meteor Miss

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was…
Paying For The Damage

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my…
Spelling Code

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our…
Goober Eye Pain

A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye…
Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
Hand Dryers

My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
Gift Parrot

There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy…
Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and…
Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old…
Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good…
Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches…
Happy Anniversary

The other day while driving home, after beng delayed at my office, I suddenly saw…