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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 10 October 2005

Millionaire: What's your name, driver?

Driver: Alfred, sir.

Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names.

Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir.

Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred

Created: 10 October 2005

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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