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In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on…
Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good…
Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows,…
Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP…
Long Passwords

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…
Goober Travelers

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an…
Train Candy Bar

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's…
Open Mouth, Insert Foot

At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
Can Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
Test Crash

As the test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and…
Physics Purpose

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
Dog License

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to…
Breakfast Call

When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
Get Your Own

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…