Millionaire's Driver

More Jokes

Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good…
Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said…
Babysitting

With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Card Name

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit…
Historical Application

Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
Lost and Found

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The…
Frog in Pocket

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the…
Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached,…
In Need of Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
Careful Pulling The Plug

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one…
Bath Note

Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath.…
Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do…
Teacher Tech Help

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me…
Zookeeper's Dilemma

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…

Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 10 October 2005

Millionaire: What's your name, driver?

Driver: Alfred, sir.

Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names.

Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir.

Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred

Created: 10 October 2005

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Shop with Amazon! - http://amzn.to/2z3uBpa