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    Flight Instructions

    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
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    Quick Thinking Clerk

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    House Call

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    Recruiting Crisis

    The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a…
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    Where's Mommy

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    Wise President

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    Roughing It

    A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband…
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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

    You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honour…
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    Solid to Gas

    Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions…
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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Teapot Computer

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    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…
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    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
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    Stone's Throw

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location."It's only a stone's throw away…

A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted.

"I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor."

"Certainly sir," the attendant said, "And would you also like me to cough into your tires?"

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