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    The Envelope Please

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    Sweat Her Choice

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    Zucchini Sign

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    Tourism Promotion

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    Women Drivers

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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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