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    Mowing the Lawn

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    The Toddler Diet

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    Mirror Honesty

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    Take Fore

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    Withheld Pay

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    What Don't You Have?

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    Call to Principal

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    Passing Pain

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    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

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    Fair Tax

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    Executive Approval

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    Time Off

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    Learn Those Numbers

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    Broken Scale

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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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