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    Jogging Time

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
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    What's Good Tonight

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    Foreign Languages

    A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were…
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    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
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    Bunyan Fall

    My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing…
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    Wedding Speech

    Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the…
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    Exercise Pill

    "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
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    Amish At The Mall

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by…
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    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
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    Another Virus Warning

    ***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is…
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    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Turkey Poem

    I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
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    Abstract Noun

    "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch…
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    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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