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Missed Cues

This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem.  She writes,

"Several years ago, we were rehearsing 'Little Women' for our Garland Civic Theatre.

The older gentleman who was playing the father's part was wearing a hearing aid.

We wondered why he kept missing his cues until we discovered that it was not a hearing aid.

He was listening to a ball game."

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