logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
  • Default Image

    Range Cancelled

    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second…
  • Default Image

    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
  • Default Image

    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
  • Default Image

    Thesaurus Collision

    Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
  • Default Image

    Rare Bible

    A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away…
  • Default Image

    Animal Superbowl

    During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals…
  • Default Image

    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
  • Default Image

    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
  • Default Image

    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
  • Default Image

    New Pet

    A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He…
  • Default Image

    Clothes Hamper

    I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
  • Default Image

    Office Hours

    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
  • Default Image

    Record Store

    A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home…

Dog Waits for OwnerDave went on a business trip for a few days.

When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him.

"She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.

"What an example of true love," Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"

"Honey," she answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."

Powered By JFBConnect