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Modern Potty Training

Little brother: What do I do now?

Big brother: Throw the toilet paper in the toilet.

Little brother: Like this?

Big brother: Yeah.

Little brother: Now what?

Big brother: Hit "ENTER."

Little brother: "ENTER"?

Big brother: I mean "flush."

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