logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Mom, Send Money

A kid called up his mum from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.  Mum said, "Sure, sweetie.  Mum will send you some money.  You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." Responded the kid.

So Mum wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.

When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?

Mum said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000 out to him"

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mum said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Does Your Dog Bite?

    A man was standing on the curb reading a newspaper, A great big dog was curled up at his…
  • monk

    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
  • wise owl

    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
  • Default Image

    E-mail Problem

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
  • Default Image

    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
  • car fast

    Crossing the Road

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
  • golf bag

    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
  • Default Image

    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…
  • Default Image

    Mechanic Applicant

    A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can…
  • Picture of a hunter

    Pygmy Hunter

    A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing…
  • Default Image

    Owed to Spell Checquer

    OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
  • office write

    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
  • Default Image

    Academic Phrases and Meanings

    The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the…
  • Default Image

    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…
  • Default Image

    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…