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Mom's Clarinet
Pastor Tim
Published: Mar 05,2006
Read Time: 1 min
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.
"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."
"How come?" I asked.
"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing."
Created: Mar 05,2006
Last Updated: Jul 13,2011
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