logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Money

moneyMoney can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock, but not time.
Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.
Money can buy food, but not an appetite.
Money can buy position, but not respect.
Money can buy blood, but not life.
Money can buy insurance, but not safety.

You see, money is not everything!
Therefore, if you have too much money, please send it to me.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Signs of Aging

    You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try…
  • cold house

    Winter House

    We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Album

    At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember…
  • man puzzled

    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
  • Default Image

    Future Son In Law?

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…
  • Default Image

    --- WARNING, DANGER! ---

    --- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering…
  • Default Image

    Ask Jeeves

    My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the…
  • Default Image

    Curbing Church Growth

    25 Easy Ways to Curb the Annoying Problem of Church Growth1. Begin your message with the…
  • knee bones

    Sore Knee

    Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…
  • Default Image

    Random Jokes

    Want another random joke? Simply refresh this page or click here. Want another another…
  • Default Image

    Because I Am A Guy

    Because I am A Guy... ..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I…
  • Default Image

    Birthday Wish

    A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday."I'd like a little…
  • Default Image

    Little Benjamin

    Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I…
  • flower dying

    Favorite Flower

    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the…
  • Default Image

    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…