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    FROLIC Memo

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    Millionaire's Driver

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    Lost Over Washington State

    A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical…
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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    You Know You're Getting Old When

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    Little Benny

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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    Trojan Virus Warning

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    Military Computer

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    Virus Warning!

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    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
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    Abstract Noun

    "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch…
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    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.

The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."

The father says, "Oh, good. You send him the money!"

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