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    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
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    Daytime Television

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    Trouble At The Zoo

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    Late Arrival

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    Talking Surprise

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    Quiz Query

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    Overworked

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    The Foot Rule

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    Open Microphone

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    Gate Boarding

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    Songs For People Over 40

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    Shott Versus Nott

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    Lost in the Woods

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    Dog License

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    Ignored Phone

    The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it…

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.

The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."

The father says, "Oh, good. You send him the money!"

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