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- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- We build bodies that last a lifetime.

- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

- Man, honest. Will take anything.

- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

- Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

- Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

- 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

- Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

- Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you?ll never go anywhere again.

- Illiterate? Write today for free help.

- Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

- Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

- Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

- And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

- We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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