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    Funny Police Quotes

    Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out…
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    Three Gifts

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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Pregnant Stamp

    A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first…
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    Red, White and Blue

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
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    Landing in the Fog

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    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    I Want To Be A Bear

    I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but…
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    Engine Trouble

    Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a…
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    Second Opinion

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Correction

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Grandmother on the Stand

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a…
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    Tech Support Fun

    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if…
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    Travel Agent Stories

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