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    Silent Drums

    An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him…
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    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
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    Are You My Waiter?

    Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the…
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    Market Conditions

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    Vat A Country!

    Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He…
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    Procedure Recall

    As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
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    Wild Game

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
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    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Be Careful Following the Crowd

    Another true life story for the Funnies... A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for…
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    Landing in the Fog

    An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically…
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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

    ~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one…
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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    The Gas Men

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…
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