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    The 3 stages of man

    The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is…
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    Concert Dreams

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    Insufficient Brain Activity

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    Clerk Problem

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    Forgetfulness

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    Takes One To Know One

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    Goober Job Interview

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    Charity Better than Expected

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    Not For Lunch

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    Mom's Phone

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    Exact Address

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    Job Search Jargon

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    Turkey Hotline

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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

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    First Day Answer

    The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you…

picture of a bumper sticker on a guitar* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

* I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

* I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always".

* What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

* Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?

* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

* If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

* To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ....or is it?

* Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her.

* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

* A closed mouth gathers no foot.

* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

* Where there's smoke, there's dinner.

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