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    First Case Tried

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    Kissing Son

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Actual Church Signs

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    Haircut Plan

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    Marrying Young

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    Find and Replace

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    Rental Description

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Large Party

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    Subway Drop

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    Sauce Control Center

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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

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    Grandmother on the Stand

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picture of a bumper sticker on a guitar* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

* I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

* I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always".

* What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

* Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?

* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

* If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

* To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question.... ....or is it?

* Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her.

* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

* A closed mouth gathers no foot.

* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

* Where there's smoke, there's dinner.

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