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crazy baby*More Church Bulletin Humor*

Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear

- Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.

- If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.

- Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

Women's Luncheon:
Each member bring a sandwich.
Polly Phillips will give the medication.

- Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well With My Solo."

- Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

- If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

- We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

- Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."

- Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.

- Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

- Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

- The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.

- The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church boared.

- As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

- Fifth Sinday is Lent.

- Thank you, dead friends.

- Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

- Lent is a period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

- Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

- For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

- Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

- Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.

- Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

- The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

- Volunteers are needed to spit up food.

- Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess

- We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

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