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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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