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    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
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    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…
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    New Diet

    Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes…
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    Baseball Doctor

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
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    Another Virus Warning

    ***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is…
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    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
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    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
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    Academic Phrases and Meanings

    The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the…
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    Cute Nurses

    My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a 15-year-old male patient.…
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    Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
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    Coverup Catch

    This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
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    Prescription Worries

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,…
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Here are some more strange warnings on items.

On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters.  Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

Seen on a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."

On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

On a can of insect spray:
"Kills all kinds of insects!  Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."

A different brand of insect spray:
"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.
Not tested on animals."

On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:
"Protect from seawater."

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