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    Church Visit

    My grandson, Justin, returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went.He…
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    Waking Up Mad

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    Coffee Delay

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    Midterm Exam

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    Cow Philosophies

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    Haircut ID

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    Out of This World Bait

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    Environ-mental

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    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
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    Lost Bible

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    Sending It With Him

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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Check that Address!

    Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He…

Here are some more strange warnings on items.

On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters.  Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

Seen on a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."

On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

On a can of insect spray:
"Kills all kinds of insects!  Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."

A different brand of insect spray:
"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.
Not tested on animals."

On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:
"Protect from seawater."

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