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    Family Dinner

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    Lit Match

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    Setting The Table

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    Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

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    The Mayor's Burden

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    Homework Surprise

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    Meet the Parents

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    Tired of Rejection?

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    Work Confusion

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    Vet Cure

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    More Newspaper Bloopers

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    Parting Words

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* Ever Wondered Why ....????

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

If it's Zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be Twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?

Why is it called a building when it is already built?

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

Why is hamburger called hamburger, when it is made out of beef not ham?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?

Why is it when someone eats something that tastes bad they say "Aw, this tastes gross!" and turn to you and say "Try it!" Why would I want to try it, if they already told me what it tastes like?

How do you know when invisible ink pens run out of ink?

If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?

Why do they call it a Leap Year if you ADD another day rather than subtracting one?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do your feet smell, and your nose run?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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