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    Bachelor Cooking

    Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.…
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    Eye Contact

    A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her…
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    New Diet

    Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes…
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    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
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    Art Collector

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…
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    Scavenger Hunt

    A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he…
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    Mom's Phone

    Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a…
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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

    - You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    A Few Shelves

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Denture Feedback

    A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
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    Shopkeeper's Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next…
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    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
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    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You just completed another sweater... and you don't know how to knit!

You answer the door before people knock.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You ski uphill.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

You name your dog "Valdez"

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You lick your coffeepot clean!

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