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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
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    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
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    Don't Have Any

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
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    Measuring Hunger

    The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
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    Fiery Love

    Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
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    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
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    Oarsmen News

    One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen…
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    2 Requests

    An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final…
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    Owl Friend

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
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    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

    ** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.** Ask…
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    Flight Observation

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
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    NRA Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You just completed another sweater... and you don't know how to knit!

You answer the door before people knock.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You ski uphill.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

You name your dog "Valdez"

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You lick your coffeepot clean!

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