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    Playing House

    A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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    Mind Games For Dogs

    From the dog manual on how to mess with the minds of your humans. 1. After your humans…
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    Cow-isms

    *Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have…
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    Who's Your Daddy?

    While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother…
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    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
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    Another Virus Warning

    ***-- VIRUS WARNING --***Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    You Get What You Paid For

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Procedure Recall

    As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
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    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when...

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You just completed another sweater... and you don't know how to knit!

You answer the door before people knock.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You ski uphill.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

You name your dog "Valdez"

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You lick your coffeepot clean!

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