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    Environ-mental

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    Anyone Home?

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    Military Haircut

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    Bible Answer

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    Best Man

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    Goober Pilots

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    Impressions

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    Golf Quitter

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    Scale Convention

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I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.

"Hi!" exclaimed my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that awaited her the rest of the week.

"Mom," I interrupted. "It's five in the morning."

"Really? What are you doing up so early?"

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