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    Dollar Measure

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    No Rest

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    Homework Problem

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    You Know You're Getting Old When

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    "Brake Down"

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    Are you a Grinch? Test

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    Accident and Interview

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    Narrow Escape Responses

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    Things You Will Never Hear

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    Happy Eggs

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I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.

"Hi!" exclaimed my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that awaited her the rest of the week.

"Mom," I interrupted. "It's five in the morning."

"Really? What are you doing up so early?"

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