logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Where Are We?

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…
  • Default Image

    Goober Crossing

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Marry An Actor

    An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand…
  • computer keyboard

    A Better Keyboard

    What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!
  • Default Image

    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
  • Default Image

    Dirty Hands in Class

    A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.She stopped him…
  • Default Image

    Subway Drop

    The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most…
  • Default Image

    Waiting for Dark

    Preparing for a family vacation, Kathy and Matt explained to their young children that…
  • Default Image

    Y1K

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
  • Default Image

    Great Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…
  • Default Image

    Ever Riden a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
  • Default Image

    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
  • Default Image

    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…
  • Default Image

    Carpenter Request

    While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Are a Geek When

    You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that…
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.

One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishops room and then say to him "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to get up."

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said,

"It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"
Powered By JFBConnect