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    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…
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    The English Language

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    Chocolate Calories

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    Drag Racing Moped

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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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    Wallpaper Jobs

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    Thesaurus Collision

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    Haiku Error Messages

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    No ID

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    Art Interpretation

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    Exact Address

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    Sleep Motivation

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    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. ''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''

He smiled condescendingly. ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.''

''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, "Why isn't it?"

 

 

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