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    On The Ball Mechanic

    My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound…
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    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
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    Jack's Will

    Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will…
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    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    House Points

    "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad…
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    Curve Hand

    A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a…
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    Millionaire's Driver

    Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my…
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    No Horns

    The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that…
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    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
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    Moving Label

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
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    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
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    Harmonica Gift

    Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle…
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    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
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    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

    You're not a kid anymore when ...* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is…
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    Poor Dad

    A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. ''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''

He smiled condescendingly. ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.''

''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, "Why isn't it?"

 

 

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