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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    6 Legged Turkey

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    Marry An Actor

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    Before And After Falling In Love

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    Strange Lawsuits

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    Flood Prediction

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    Rest Home Trial

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    No Stairs

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    Library Confusion

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    Seen in the Cafeteria

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    What A Hoot

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    Pig Feed

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    Paying For The Damage

    A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
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    The Hokey Pokey

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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. ''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''

He smiled condescendingly. ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.''

''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, "Why isn't it?"



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