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    Are You My Waiter?

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    Slow Train

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    Longevity Answer

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

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    Huge Steak

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    It Pays to Read Labels

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    Computer Career

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    Good Old Dave

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    Memo Differences

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While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was wearing a beautiful mother's ring.

"I love your ring," I said. "It's very similar to mine." And I held out my hand to show her. Each ring had three birthstones. "You have three children too?" I asked.

"Well, no," the woman replied. "When my daughter picked this out for me, she liked the rings with three settings the best. So I have a birthstone for two daughters, and this one," she said while pointing to the center gem, "is for the cat."



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