logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Geneology Question

    When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher…
  • Default Image

    Navy Shots

    While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got…
  • Default Image

    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
  • Default Image

    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
  • Default Image

    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
  • Default Image

    Corn Problem

    We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to…
  • store sign

    Don't Have Any

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
  • Default Image

    Lost Bid

    Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly…
  • olive oil

    Oily Hair

    Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.…
  • bride and groom

    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
  • tail light2

    Tail Light

    "How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
  • Default Image

    Voting Tips

    A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each…
  • Default Image

    Something Nice For Dad

    Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his…
  • guitar bumper sticker

    Bumper Stickers

    If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize…

flu picture(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.)

Monday A.M.
Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: fruit cup, finger-sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by bedside. See you around six.

Tuesday A.M.
Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator.
Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in the Thermoses? The school might call you on this. Dinner may be a little late. I'm doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research. Your lunch is in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover chili.

Wednesday A.M.
Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would you put soap powder in the flour canister! If you have time, could you please come up with a likely spot for Chris's missing shoes? We've checked the clothes hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers? There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the oven drawer. Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meatpacking house.

Thursday A.M.
Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway. It crested last night at 9 P.M. Will finish laundry tonight. Please pencil in answers to following:
1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal?
2. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots?
3. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small boy's hand?
4. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when you open the door? I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise me!

Friday A.M.
Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink. Am trying to restore pink dress shirt to original white. Take heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded, the house cleaned and the dinner on time. I called your mother.

Powered By JFBConnect