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Government Farm Visit

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…
Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
Mother Ring

While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
Best Guide

I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into.His party became hopelessly…
Broken Scale

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
Suggestion Box

The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the…
Pillar Interruption

The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
Fasten Your Seatbelts

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
Chinese Knitting

Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
Goober Pilots

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they…
Delivery Suspicion

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
Lunch and Learn

The company I work for sometimes holds "Lunch and Learn" seminars for employees during…
New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One…
Epitaph

A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:"In memory of my father:…
Matching Shoes

John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and…