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Here Kitty

Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told…
Movie Seats

After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find…
Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in…
Name Please

A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.…
Good Guess

The Sunday school lesson for the day was about Noah's Ark, so the pre-school teacher in…
Wrong Chanel

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?""Yes.""I…
Bigger Piece

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and…
Beginning School

Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him…
One Man Team

(Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
Applause

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
Words Per Day

Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about…