Mother Tongue

More Jokes

The Buck Stops Where?

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't…
Elf Pet Peeves

*Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives…
Out of the Loop

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…
Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
More Sayings

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
As It Lies

Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian.…
Potential Company Mergers

Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
You are a lousy cook if.…

You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
Celebrating The Raise

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous…
Nabbed

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
Word of Mouth

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
Change Help

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and…
Ski Wax

As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
Airline Announcements

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture"…