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TV News

A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it.Here's our trusty NBC…
Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have…
Rewiring

Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
The Night Before Y2K

'Twas the night before New Year,and all through the nation,We awaited Y2K,the millennium…
Hymns vs. Choruses

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
Grandmother on the Stand

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a…
Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I…
Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…
Coffee Cool

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the…
Haircut

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.Susie: It grew on company time.Boss: Not all…
Looking For Mike

After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed…
Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this…
Nabbed

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
Old Red

Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…