Mother Tongue

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Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie…
Head First Entry

A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a…
Delete Button

Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.My…
Computer Repair

An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?…
Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
Looking Funny

According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…
Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
Golfing Seniors

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty…
Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an…
Letter Order

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the…
Go Easy at First

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
Questions

A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class…
Cooking Terms

Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…